Total Medals Earned: 242 (From 85 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,825 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/455 points)
It's time to learn some tricks
Team: step back then protect front line
Dominate! This is your only salvation
Cut! In the right place, at the right time
Master the craft of war
What a huge life form!
Your enemies - are enemies to each other
Get out of my corner
Try walking in their shoes
Is this place safe to hide forever?
Escape
Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible
This should be easy
Neutral wall
Between the devil and the deep blue sea
Run as fast as you can
Quick team trick
Behind the wall
Predator is the top life form - become him!
They have no chance to survive...
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/135 points)
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 9/20 (80/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 7/11 (205/505 points)
Pop 10 bubbles with one slash
Do 5 slashes in one level
Make all bubbles move in level selector
Get a score of 50.000 in one level
Get a score of 100.000 in one level
Get a score over 500.000 in hi-score mode
Do 3 big slashes in 1 level
Beat the highscore mode to unlock the bonus levels
Do 12 slashes in one level
Beat highscore mode with no continues used
Beat all bonus levels
Medals Earned: 2/9 (60/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 7/20 (90/320 points)
Complete stage without falling
2x combo taking speed power-up
Complete 2 stages without hit
4x combo taking speed power-up
Complete 3 stages without falling
Complete 4 stages without hit
Freeze 2 opponents at once
Finish in 1st place at any stage
Freeze your opponents 20 times
2x combo taking jump power-up
Freeze your opponents 50 times
Freeze 4 opponents at once
Finish in 1st place three times
Finish in 1st place six times
3x combo taking jump power-up
Freeze your opponents 100 times
Freeze 5 opponents at once
Complete the championship
4x combo taking jump power-up